Holidaily

A 5-7-5 poem about when your digestive system has a 9-1-1

So what it’s depressing Winter Solstice

Somebody grab me a lyric book

I guess you can call this potty humor

We should throw tea in the ocean more often

Three is the magic amendment

I was hoping to go to a trampoline park and jump around off rope swings like a monkey, but it proved difficult to organize so until then, here’s a video of me doing it last year. That counts right?

Today I was lucky enough to see a legend

I wasn’t lucky enough to get any video. They strictly enforced not even pulling out your phone. But luckily, there’s this.