Archive | August, 2013

Aug 11 – Play In The Sand Day

11 Aug

When someone pisses you off, bury them in the sand.

Aug 10 – Lazy Day

10 Aug

I’m celebrating this day by being too lazy to post a holiday. It’s what the creator of Lazy Day would want me to do. I spent all day watching TV and finally got around to Sharknado. Amazing. If you don’t wish to watch all the terrible acting just watch this clip below. It’s all the good stuff.

and I discovered this other good bad movie.

Aug 09 – Book Lover’s Day

9 Aug

I love books and I got a chance to work for bookstore Barnes & Noble.  For the most part, the work wasn’t glamorous, but a couple of my favorite pieces of advertising writing were for this brand. Too bad they never saw the light of day, until now.

 

Aug 08 – Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbors Porch Day

8 Aug

Yes. This day actually exists. Like most inventions, it was born out of necessity.

Aug 07 – Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day

8 Aug

Nothing more particularly preposterous than plastic surgery.

Aug 06 – Wiggle Your Toes Day

6 Aug

Go toe to toe with my toes.

Aug 05 – Underwear Day

5 Aug

Boxers or briefs?

This year, the world record for most people in public wearing underwear was broken.

http://www.examiner.com/article/national-underwear-day-2013-stripping-down-times-square-to-make-history

Aug 04 – Friendship Day

4 Aug

It’s crazy the impact Facebook has had on friendships. Even the way we might celebrate this day. But what will always be true is that friends are one of the most important parts of being a human. In fact, what makes us human is the ability to self-evaluate ourselves and form a sense of identity. A sense of identity, which often needs to be acknowledged by friends in order to be true. If you think you’re good, but none of your friends do then maybe you’re not good. So who we are could be a reflection of who our friends think we are. Not that we need anyone’s approval, but do you like being liked? Or in the Facebook era, getting likes?

Aug 03 – Grab Some Nuts

3 Aug

Who grabs nuts, elephants do.

Aug 02 – Ice Cream Sandwich Day

2 Aug

The better of two evils.